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Nuclear Grade Duct Tape

I Know…I didn’t care either, but the product reviews on Amazon are funny

It is with the profoundest regret that I report that the Nuclear Grade duct tape does not … and I mean definitely not … eliminate the seepage of the unique form of energy created by cold fusion.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

— Frank Zappa

A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay

— James Joyce, Last line and first line of Finnegan’s Wake